Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Landon "The Almighty One" Wigley

You're asking about Landon Wigley? You're asking who he is? He's only the most impressive specimen in this school.  Landon Wigley is as white as the snow, and quite frankly that's okay with him. He enjoys nice long walks on the beach, and wrestling sweaty men while clothed in a spandex singlet. Another activity he enjoys is playing guitar, and other musical instruments such as, drums, harmonicas, kazoos, and the infamous triangle. He is Ludwig Van Beethoven on the mic.  Late at night He's known to be seen in a spider man outfit attempting to swing from one building top to another using a variety of sizable extension cords. Landon often indulges himself in the musical genius of classical rock bands such as Rush, and the colourful Pink Floyd. Apart from classic rock he is also a firm believer in the generation of heavy metal. In his spare time Landon "the almighty one" as he's been called by his peers and fellow scholars, has been observed petting his best chap Liam Neary's lucious facial hair.

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